Thursday, June 29, 2006

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. – James A. Garfield

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. – Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, June 22, 2006

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem - it’s in North Korea. – John Stewart

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt

Thursday, June 15, 2006

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice, there is. – Chuck Reid

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. – Christopher Morley

Friday, June 09, 2006

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. – Terry Pratchett

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. – H. L. Mencken

Friday, June 02, 2006

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. – Oscar Wilde