Wednesday, December 29, 2004

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Stocks fluctuate, next question. - Alan Greenberg, CEO of Bear, Stearns & Co, when questioned on October 21, 1987 about the previous day's crash that wiped out 22.6% of the Dow

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage - Charles De Secondat

Monday, December 20, 2004

Slums may well be breeding grounds of crime, but middle class suburbs are incubators of apathy and delirium. - Cyril Connolly

Friday, December 17, 2004

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. - President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison