Wednesday, November 30, 2005

In my religion there would be no exclusive doctrine; All would be love, poetry and doubt. – Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Three groups spend other people’s money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. – Dick Armey

Monday, November 28, 2005

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. – Billy Rose

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

Monday, November 21, 2005

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. – Mark Twain

Friday, November 18, 2005

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. – Woody Allen

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. – P. J. O’Rourke

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

It’s better to be quotable than to be honest. – Tom Stoppard

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. – Salvador Dali

Monday, November 14, 2005

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. – Peter F. Drucker

Friday, November 11, 2005

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. – Laurence Binyon, 1914

Thursday, November 10, 2005

World Peace Through World Trade. – IBM slogan adopted in 1930’s by Thomas J. Watson, CEO from 1915-1956

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Do not try to do too much with your own hands. Better the Arabs do it tolerably than you do it perfectly… Actually also, under the very odd conditions of Arabia, your practical work will not be as good as, perhaps, you think it is. – T.E. Lawrence’s advice to his British superiors

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. – Robert Bloch

Monday, November 07, 2005

Change before you have to. – Jack Welch

Friday, November 04, 2005

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway

Thursday, November 03, 2005

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Men become wise just as they become rich, more by what they save than by what they receive. – Wilbur Wright

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Occupation is the scythe of time. – Napoleon Bonaparte