Friday, March 31, 2006
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henry Youngman
Thursday, March 30, 2006
What’s the quickest way to become a millionaire? Borrow fivers off everyone you meet. – Richard Branson
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. – Kin Hubbard
Thursday, March 23, 2006
The dead-tree boys must be shaking in their boots. We now have the money we need to complete our vision of crushing the old-line media behemoths. – TheStreet.com co-founder Jim Cramer, in a May 1998 press release
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
I am just going outside and may be some time. – Captain Lawrence Oates, British explorer of the Antarctic, last words
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions. – Anais Nin
Monday, March 20, 2006
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown
Friday, March 17, 2006
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. – Alex Levin
Thursday, March 16, 2006
It bothers me and I ignore it. They’re not McMansions, they’re mansions. The “Mc” is a prefix put there by those who haven’t got one. – Toll Brothers CEO Robert Toll
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
The public be damned. – William Henry Vanderbilt, when asked by a reporter whether railroads should be run for the public benefit.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee. – Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
If you were my wife, I would drink it. – His reply
Thursday, March 09, 2006
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. – Rene Descartes
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
F**k you. Strong letter to follow. – Doug Thompson, publisher of Capitol Hill Blue, responding to one of the FBI’s National Security Letters demanding traffic data, payment records, and other Web site info along with personal information on him. (Asterisks not in original.)
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table. – President Bush, February 25, 2005