Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Charles Dudley Warner (1829-1900), American journalist and editor

Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something. – Pancho Villa, last words

The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money. – Alexis de Tocqueville

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. – Saint Augustine

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. – Samuel Johnson

Women should be obscene and not heard. – Groucho Marx

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then gets elected and proves it. – P.J. O’Rourke

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. – Franklin P. Jones

If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle. – Samuel Johnson

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. – Robert Frost

I don’t like the income tax. Every time we talk about these taxes we get around to the idea of “from each according to his capacity and to each according to his needs.” That’s socialism. It’s written into the Communist Manifesto. Maybe we ought to see that every person who gets a tax return receives a copy of the Communist Manifesto with it so he can see what’s happening to him. – T. Coleman Andrews, Commissioner of the IRS, May 25, 1956 in U.S. News & World Report

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it. – Malcolm Forbes

One word sums up the responsibility of the vice president, and that one word is “to be prepared.” – Dan Quayle, 12/6/89

It’s possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit. – Bill Gates

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

Man always travels along precipices. His truest obligation is to keep his balance. – Pope John Paul II

These are excellent results. – Chris Gent, in Vodafone’s annual report which included a record $19.8 billion loss.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. – Mark Twain