If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. – J. Paul Getty

Honor is simply the morality of superior men. – H.L. Mencken

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. – Johnny Carson

The Middle Eastern states aren’t nations; they’re quarrels with borders. – P.J. O’Rourke

Have no fear of perfection - you’ll never reach it. – Salvador Dali

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too. – Thomas Jefferson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting. – Ronald Reagan

The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. – John Maynard Keynes

There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know. – Roger H. Lincoln

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. – Thomas H. Huxley

Good wine is a necessity of life for me. – Thomas Jefferson

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. – Ronald Reagan

Every person who invests in well-selected real estate in a growing section of a prosperous community adopts the surest and safest method of becoming independent, for real estate is the basis of wealth. - Theodore Roosevelt

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. – Mark Twain

A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, or else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. - Horace A. “Jimmy” Jones, Horse Trainer

A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools. – Spanish proverb

The truth is that men are tired of liberty. – Benito Mussolini

If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other. – Carl Schurz (1829 – 1906)

I was a good amateur but only an average professional. I soon realized that there was a limit to how far I could rise in the music business, so I left the band and enrolled at New York University. – Alan Greenspan, on his time as a clarinet and saxophone player

The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is today. – Chinese proverb